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ELAINE: So, listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number.. (Various other men in the line behind Elaine say the same thing) BOOKIE: You make a lot of man friends.

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(Enter Kramer) (He is holding a sack full of bagels) KRAMER: Ah, gentlemen..

(writes H&H's number down) And, uh, tell you what..

JERRY: (Not willing to believe how much uglier she is) Really?

JERRY: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday. (Jerry joins in with Elaine's laughter) GEORGE: I can't take it anymore! Elaine and Jerry laugh hysterically) (Scene ends) [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Elaine is digging into her purse) ELAINE: Oh, I can't believe it! JERRY: So, why don't you just try your blow-off number and see if he's called it?

(Elaine starts laughing uncontrollably - and continues to do so) GEORGE: Jerry! JERRY: And weren't there a feats of strength that always ended up with you crying? (Gathers his things, and runs out of the coffee shop. It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it! ELAINE: Alright, then, it's like a boring book, but you gotta finish it. ELAINE: (Irritated, and through clinched teeth) I want that free sub. High-end hoagie outfit like that, it's all computerized! KRAMER: (Correcting) No, they're not cloning sheep. I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show! He digs through his coat, and pulls it out of the pocket) KRAMER: (Answering phone) Yeah, Go!

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